Copyright Paul Theriot Productions 2007
Hi, I am Sammy with the Plastic Ensemble Players and I am going show you what this beautiful 1/12 scale Ferrari GTO can do here at Plastic Raceway Proving Grounds in beautiful Half Moon Bay California; so why don't you just buckle up and sit back in your seats for the ride of your life.
But first, let me show you this beautiful diecast power house up close. Better get your drool rags out.
Sammy is a freaking idiot, what in the hell does he think he is doing?..Tuesday he totaled the jet ski when he hit a frog.....and last week he let the parking breaks off the Packard and it rolled over a cliff. Watch, I'll bet diamonds to dough-nuts he'll total that damn Ferrari too.
Just look at the lines of this beauty, this car says 'sex' all over it's Ferrari red paint job.
Just look at those headlights, what do they remind you of? You don't have to be Italian to enjoy those.
Get a load of this, not just one tail pipe.....this sassy speed goddess has four; maybe I should say 'speed god'.
Got a light Bruno, look at Sammy, what a freakin jerk, he thinks he's Joe Kelly Jr.
Check out this interior.....damn, somebody stole the radio......We'll just have to go to Radio Shack and replace it
Wow! this plastic steering wheel looks like real wood......I think the leather came from a plastic cow
Let's shut the door and open the hood
Momma Mia! there are more carbs under the hood than the South Street! Diet/
I'd better shut the hood before I pee in my pants
What a minute, I just got the go ahead that the track is ready........SWEET!
I'd better get in the car and buckle up........damn, I wanted the radio on when I did this, it's fun putting the foot to the medal with 'Freebird' playing
Well, I am in and buckled up with my faux plastic seat belts
Here I am at the starting line waiting for the green light...I'll be taking her through the quarter mile and then switch over to the dangerous Euro style mountain course over looking the Pacific Ocean....or camera crew is right behind us to capture the action...there is the green light......What a rush!
Damn, where is the gas pedal......oops, here it is
He can't even drive it in a straight line
Let's get the car and follow the moron
Better bring the jack Bruno, I think were going to need it
I hate when this happens
I think I'm going to hurl
Boy am I glad plastic doesn't bruise
It wasn't my fault I swear, a seagull took a dump on my windshield and I couldn't see....really
Hey, come on guys you got to believe me, you're not going to tell Paul are you?
We won't tell Paul as long as you don't tell him about the Porsche.......otherwise, were all toast
Thanks guys, you're plastic through and through
You're still a feakin moron Sammy
Well, there is another diecast model those clowns have ruined
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