"Hey babe, go out and get us some fish for dinner...."
"Man will you look at that.....she just landed a 30 pound trout.......WAY TO GO BABE!........"
"Help me Louie.......I'm heading for the falls....."
"Quick....toss me the fish before you go over.....we're hungry here"
"Did some one stop Samantha from going over the falls?.....'No Louie....was somebody supposed to?'.......Damn, Paul is not going to like this......go find her......."
Meanwhile, Samantha and her boat get swept out to sea by the raging river.........
"The Pirates have destroyed our ships with their cannons.....they now want to pillage our women and take our cargo......fight on men, for the Queen!
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT DOWN THERE!"
"HEY LADY......YOU JUST RUINED A TWO MILLION DOLLAR BATTLE SCENE...WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!"
"I was doing a cartoon for Paul Theriot and all of a sudden I got washed over the falls and the current brought me here.....Don't you recognize me....I'm Samantha.......Louie's most beautiful plastic player?"
"It does look like her.......Damn.....we have to re-shoot this whole cannon battle and burning boarding scene over again....Paul's not going to like this"
"PAUL'S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT!.......SCREW PAUL....THAT WAS MY BEST BURNING BOARDING SCENE I EVER DID.....DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT FRIGGING LEAP FROM THE OTHER BOAT WITH ME BACK ON FIRE........!"
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